STORM!

Storm is on it's way!!! Batten down the hatches!! Stock up on tinned meats!! Paint a large SOS on all people left outside! Hammer large pieces of crooked wood across the windows!! Put the cat in the breadbin!! Burn all the incriminating documents!! Shoot all deserters!! Make litres of pasta sauce!! Dig holes and put things in them!! Sit around trying to tune a radio!! Find a rifle in the attic!! Light fires to stay alive!! Listen to 'Two Tribes' by 'Frankie Goes to Hollywood' on 12 inch for full instructions! Chinese burn all the squirrels! Smash up furniture to make a raft!! Ration your cigarettes!! Eat all the biscuits!