Monday 10 February 2014

Grey Lung

Greylung, the hacking, spitting, drinking neighbour and his brood, have 'gotten rid' of their puppy. According to him, this three month old puppy was a 'terror' that 'ruined the house' and 'their lives' and so was 'sent back to where we got 'im', like he was a defective toaster.

Could it be your fucking lifestyles you ignorant fools? If you can't handle a puppy in your lives, what about those kids of yours that you are infecting with your smoking at all hours, your drinking in the morning and you in general, you stupid old tosser? Course, I didn't say any of this, I just held his eye and said, "Well, I really must get back inside, I'm not actually wearing any shoes"

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