EDF

We hate EDF energy at Barton House; not only did we just pay a £450 bill to then get another £80 bill a day later, but they sent a brylcreemed minion to read our meter, who smelt of pickled onion crisps and didn't wipe his feet. Needless to say, I wasn't very nice to him,

"We just paid a bill."

"Yes, but it doesn't work like that, I'm just checking that you are paying what you owe us."

"We are switching providers soon, because EDF are too expensive."

(chuckles in that self assured way of a jobsworth) "Yes, good luck with that, who will you be switching to?"

"I don't know, my husband is dealing with it."

(Looks at me in my dressing gown holding a cat) "Your husband."

"My husband."

He left without another word.