tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-75784367422871768472024-03-14T09:47:32.186-07:00Pagefright ~S.M.Morgan ~
The Devil's voice is sweet to hearAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08533000879413377851noreply@blogger.comBlogger55125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7578436742287176847.post-32293800604400884072016-04-22T09:09:00.001-07:002016-04-22T09:14:08.210-07:00Milton Keynes, face value....<div class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.32px;">
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<span style="background-color: black; line-height: 19.32px;"><span style="color: white;">Come bombs,</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Fall on Milton Keynes,</span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">We've had enough of spending schemes,</span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Of Bar Ones, iPhone shops and Maccy Ds,<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><br />A place rife with a consumer's disease,<br /></span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Come nukes,</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Tear it to shreds</span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; line-height: 19.32px;"><span style="color: white;">Break the concrete spires from their beds,</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Shatter the glass fronted automatic doors,</span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Splinter apart the eyebrow weaving stalls.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">This piped music, make it stop,</span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Unplug the band locked in a box,</span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Locked in a room, locked in a trance,</span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Playing free will's funereal dance,</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Come missiles,</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Target the shops,</span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Make the produce burn in rented slots,</span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Destroy the vapid altar's capitalist call,</span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">'Two for one' on your very soul,</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Set it ablaze, burn it into the night,</span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">So all can see how again we might</span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Reclaim this plot for decent folk,</span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Out from under the pound's yoke.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">(My hands are bloodied from pounding</span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">On grey walls,</span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Did you notice Milton Keynes?)</span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08533000879413377851noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7578436742287176847.post-57366738579567472212016-03-28T12:22:00.000-07:002016-03-28T12:22:05.356-07:00Oh Lymphadenopathy ~<div class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; display: inline; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.32px;">
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<span style="line-height: 19.32px;">Oh Lymphadenopathy,</span></div>
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Why are you ontop of me?<br />Not on top in physicality,<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><br />But under the neck intolerably.</span></div>
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There was some penicillin for me,<br />To combat you Lymphadenopathy,<br />But I have run out of the things completely,<br />And now am dangerously self medicatory.</div>
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I feel like a golf ball makes up my anatomy,<br />My neck twice the size it ought to be,<br />Swallowing is an agony to me,<br />A cramping fire of crampery ~</div>
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I hope you get made extinctery!<br />Cured from the annals of medical history,<br />A distant unpleasant memory,<br />To exhausted and suffering people like me.</div>
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So screw you Lymphadenopathy,<br />A stupid name that hinders me,<br />Not a simple word are you Lymphadenopathy?<br />One that requires 'control' and 'v'.</div>
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~</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08533000879413377851noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7578436742287176847.post-68452538471602656952016-01-03T09:41:00.000-08:002016-01-03T09:41:40.236-08:00The Ickney ~<div style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.32px; margin-bottom: 6px;">
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">We came to the Heath</span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Hand wrapped and numb</span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Beat,</span></div>
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Waiting through water for<br />
The offering;</div>
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A pardon given for my ignorance,</div>
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Ours for the fire let only inside,<br />
And waited in the Circle.</div>
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To the north a hearty salutation<br />
No less the east, west and south,</div>
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A green air waiting with pulse<br />
As hammers,</div>
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I had never felt to close my eyes,</div>
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The spoken void now seen to me,</div>
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All time waiting in the turn of a head,</div>
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The horse stepped out from the reign,</div>
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The dead present too like sentinel trees bowing silver silent in the half gloom,</div>
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My girl muttering the invocation in</div>
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A daze and there the horse rode our hearts towards the Circle.</div>
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Ten hands tall and bone, he looked at me, chose me to not choose,</div>
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And strode like a fighter from the dead ground we had opened.</div>
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Opened he was challenged, with virtues spoken,</div>
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beaten back to bless the year in defeat,</div>
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By green bough shining hopeful and the year to come growing<br />
From our shaking feet.</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08533000879413377851noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7578436742287176847.post-26328227863742461342016-01-02T06:17:00.003-08:002016-01-02T06:21:06.373-08:00The Blacksmith Who Chased The Moon ~ Stuff of Dreams Theatre Review<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 15.36px; white-space: pre-wrap;">The New Cut at Halesworth is a modern and spacious venue that is currently housing 'Stuff of Dreams' Christmas show, 'The Blacksmith who Chased the Moon'.
Adapted from 'The Night Before Christmas' by Gogol and placed in Suffolk, Stuff of Dreams merge classic story telling with contemporary references to create a delightful and detailed theatre piece, with a strong cast working together.
The emphasis is on ingenious stagecraft. Fight sequences are vivid circus moves, journeys across the moonless landscape take place with mime and decisive characteristics, sound effects are simple guitar strums. I was delighted also with the synergy of the costumes, which were very beautiful and exciting. The set was unobtrusive and effective, allowing the focus to fall on the action.
There are notable performances, namely Thomas Wingfield as Fabian, the titular Blacksmith, whose moments of physical comedy are balanced well with pathos. Steve Peck as the Devil began slowly but quickly gained momentum as he tricks the characters and plays with the audience; Ben Elder as Darwin was commanding (including a very funny moment as a towns person) whilst Cicely Long was diverse and proficient in her roles: a warm friend and a very amusing wife. The cast came together well, with beautiful and sublime singing at the opening and closing of the play.
Cordelia Spence's direction is fast and intricate, working with Anthony Cule's very expansive script. I felt that the diatribe could have afforded a tighten in places, but be in no doubt that it is a very accomplished adaptation to Gogol's famous tale.
The pace is quick and well choreographed and you really never know what is next. One thing is sure, you will laugh out loud and leave the theatre feeling good. I was pleased that we weren't subjected to an empty popularist Christmas message. This is a company that cares deeply about their art and has the expertise to do that passion justice.
4/5
Performing 2nd/3rd January 2016
The New Cut Halesworth</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08533000879413377851noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7578436742287176847.post-71748211858009725132014-12-30T02:56:00.000-08:002014-12-30T03:02:33.485-08:00brushstroke ~2014 has been a year that has seen me create and sustain thus far a successful theatre enterprise with my partner and friends; Strange Fascination has become quickly a greater success than I hoped to imagine. We are well received and approached to bring our unique shows to many venues throughout the region in 2015, we are respected, we are well in profit. Not many can claim as much.<br />
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However, I still pursued my acting career independent of these plans and found myself wanting. Living as I do with depression, I am often hard pressed to bring into effect those techniques and principles so heavily studied during my near two years of alcohol rehabilitation. My environment was not supportive of artist credibility, nor was it a place where one could work well as I had found with our own company, where collaboration, mutual respect and friendship were key. I became despondent, upset. Ignored artistically and made to feel isolated, I left that arena as a wholly disgruntled professional and look forward to more like minded collaborations in the future.<br />
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As 2014 draws to a close, we are happy and secure after some fortunate financial occurrences and are booked well into next year with SF. We have a holiday to Peru booked for March. Daisy is designing for our next show, 'Secrets' which I am busy writing. My January is spent in my home town doing cooperate work, a very good earner indeed. I'm looking forward to that. A chance to not only earn money for the start of the new year (as theatre creatures, I'm sure you appreciate the need to secure finances often) but a chance to revisit the hometown to put demons to rest. Whatever that means.<br />
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2015 hopes to be a year where our theatre company expands further and with Paul's excellent financial savvy, Daisy's ingenious creative talent and my, well, my prop collection (!!!!) we aim to increase our yield both fiscally and artistically. We might not be quite ready for the National, but I see it happening. Why not? We are motivated by good work, by people who work well with us; good people attract good people.<br />
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So, a brief summation of a year spent and hopes for the year to come. A year where I surprised myself in many ways and grew further as an artist and an advocate of speaking one's mind, if indeed there is occasion and need to speak it.<br />
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Happy New Year!<br />
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SimonAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08533000879413377851noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7578436742287176847.post-53837578183781154452014-05-26T01:19:00.002-07:002014-05-26T01:19:24.767-07:00New Millie Dreams ~<div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.38;">
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Woke up from dreams of being the 6th Beatle that no one ever says, 'oh, he was so nearly in the Fab Four...' to find Millie nowhere to be seen. She wasn't in the Oliver Reed lounge or asleep on the wicker hammock. Concerned, I called down to the temporary groundsman, Bernay, who believes he is the human embodiment of pi,</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">"Have you seen Millie this morning?"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">"3.14159265358979"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">"Thanks"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Leaving Daisy tied up, I decided to search the grounds of Barton House in order to locate my cat. It was a fine morning, the flamingoes were up early, practising their close harmony singing and the parachutist was swaying gently in the soft breeze, preparing a simple repast of coffee and salmon on toast, which was a new diet his doctor had suggested.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">In the distance the US 8th Army moved across the horizon, it's columns stretching as far as the eye could see. Wearied from battle but triumphant; Japan was defeated without bloodshed or atom bombs, but with the largest military tiddlywinks engagement man had ever seen. Tempers no doubt had been high. Thumbs were sore.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">As I approached the summer house, I heard the dulcet sounds of many string instruments being plucked and moved in unison, the resulting air shimmered with a delicate balance of sounds; a careful structure that delighted and amazed in it's precision and inventiveness. Intrigued, I carefully eased the door further open and peeked in. There, beyond a table of teapots and buttered toast was Millie and a host of local cats, gently practising their newest composition, claws deftly extended to tease the most profound of sounds from their instruments.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Tiptoeing in, I sat in a chair to listen and watch, pouring a cup of tea and flicking a kibble off a slice of toast.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">In the distance the sound was picked up by a US signalman and mistaken for a Japanese counter attack.</span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08533000879413377851noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7578436742287176847.post-56356884377609460432014-05-05T01:30:00.000-07:002014-05-05T01:38:00.677-07:00The Neighbour poems<div style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px; margin-bottom: 6px;">
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Oh, Mr. Strimmer Man, have you considered,</span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">How your mechanized whippings might be delivered,</span><br />
<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">To the ears of those restfully still in slumber,<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><br />Or trying to get their heads awake and into order,</span></span></div>
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I know your path is unruly and overgrown,<br />
But Mr. Strimmer man you are alone,<br />
In thinking such activity is in anyway community,<br />
As we have yet to reach the time of seven thirty,</div>
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Please, Mr. Strimmer man, have a heart and turn off<br />
Your strimming apparatus and make it stop,<br />
My head is alive with the sound of a million bees,<br />
And I feel the vibrations into my knees,</div>
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Just an hour’s more kip would be so welcome,<br />
Not the sound of your landscaping indiscretion,<br />
So please, Mr. Strimmer man, go and have some brekkie,<br />
That path will still be there considering it’s pebbly.</div>
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(2 hours later)</div>
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Oh, Mr. Mower man</div>
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Oh, Mr. Strimmer man, you’ve now advanced to mowing,<br />
How fast do you think the grass in your garden is growing?</div>
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You’ve been at it for three hours and no sign of respite,<br />
I can only assume you are trimming the very air and sunlight,</div>
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As it is a tiny lawn that is smaller than your house,<br />
Perhaps you like the sound the mower makes drowning out your spouse.</div>
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I should be thankful though, you are stopping me from dozing,<br />
I was up till three am on editing so I should continue working,</div>
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I should be thankful too that as I peeked out the curtain,<br />
You are fully attired this time with more than just a shirt on.</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08533000879413377851noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7578436742287176847.post-81874400869546798442014-04-08T10:25:00.000-07:002014-04-08T10:25:10.637-07:00WillowWe had planted the willow,<br />
The October day throwing light -<br />
Even the winter was softened;<br />
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But still it failed, had not<br />
Taken a hold, hardy as it was,<br />
It rotted over the months -<br />
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So that spring was met with<br />
This failure of ours<br />
Amidst blossom falling like<br />
Belated snow or condolence;<br />
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We had wanted it, could not afford<br />
Anything other, this idea to live<br />
By our own means -<br />
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This failing then, is in the timing<br />
Of things and success our grass root<br />
To never break a hold.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08533000879413377851noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7578436742287176847.post-9808867378501564502014-02-10T03:02:00.002-08:002014-02-10T03:02:44.514-08:00Anthology cover ~<div class="userContentWrapper aboveUnitContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08533000879413377851noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7578436742287176847.post-16945445967757096312014-02-10T03:00:00.002-08:002014-02-10T03:00:38.831-08:00STORM!<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Storm
is on it's way!!! Batten down the hatches!! Stock up on tinned meats!!
Paint a large SOS on all people left outside! Hammer large pieces of
crooked wood across the windows!! Put the cat in the breadbin!! Burn all
the incriminating documents!! Shoot all deserters!! Make litres of
pasta sauce!! Dig holes and put things in them!! Sit around trying to
tune a radio!! Find a rifle in the attic!! Light fires to stay alive!!
Listen to 'Two Tribes' by 'Frankie Goes to Hollywood' on 12 inch for
full instructions! Chinese burn all the squirrels! Smash up furniture to
make a raft!! Ration your cigarettes!! Eat all the biscuits!</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08533000879413377851noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7578436742287176847.post-2992345327870182642014-02-10T02:59:00.002-08:002014-02-10T02:59:17.548-08:00Card Fraud<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">I
have been made the victim of credit card fraud! An attempt to use my
details to top up £10 of O2 credit plus, £4 to a floor covering firm in
the United States. The operator indicated that perhaps, this wasn't
behaviour that was too out of the ordinary, and that I might be
interested in taking advantage of the reduced prices available in North
America,<br /> <br /> "To see the U.S is an ambition of mine" I b<span class="text_exposed_show">egan,
"I hardly think I'd jet over to the New World, land of Faulkner and
Hawthorne, Meville and Poe, to acquire new tiles for my bathroom"<br /> <br />
"There's no need to be sarcastic Mr. Morgan" she replied, "I re-floored
my beach hut in Yarmouth from an online discount textiles company in
Michigan"<br /> <br /> "So what would £4 get me there?" I asked, <br /> <br />
"Our records show that the transaction was attempted in the cafe area of
the store. It appears that the person tried to buy a burrito"<br /> <br /> I paused,<br /> <br /> "What kind of burrito?" I asked,<br /> <br /> "I'm afraid our system isn't able to determine such detail Mr. Morgan."</span></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08533000879413377851noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7578436742287176847.post-89428969362319558622014-02-10T02:58:00.001-08:002014-02-10T02:58:30.272-08:00more Millie<div class="aboveUnitContent">
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running around, purting at things and attacking objects has been thrown
out of sync. She is currently investigating the various empty boxes I
left out for her last night, before launching herself full gallop at the
towels hanging over the banister.</span> </div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: small;">Cherry Tree House, should the reader ever happen to look beyond the Church of All Saints, behind the graveyard<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>where it stands, is a hostel for people who, by illness or hardship, have found themselves without<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>home an<span style="font-size: small;">d </span>forced, therefore, to seek its refuge from the streets of Norwich.<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>It is a moderately modern building, with a few rooms that serve the purpose of immediate remedy away from<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>the cold October winds. Immediate only if the various agencies visited, the appropriate referrals procured and the<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>never ending stream of papers signed and counter-signed. A tedious process that often takes many weeks of<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>waiting; waiting in doorways and through hard nights, after the doors of the charities had to close. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: small;">It was to this<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>hostel that Matthew Arnold had finally found himself, after many weeks of distress and begging appearances at<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>official buildings filled with interviews to determine his needs. All the while, the cruel night waited, the weather<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>quickly plunging to a more than inclement autumn. He was alone in the world and had nothing, save a backpack of<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>some belongings, clothes and books that had also served as his movable pillow. He clung to it as he waited for his<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>knock to be answered. He had been on the streets for many nights now and was thankful of his numbed memory. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: small;">The nights were difficult and had produced in him an instinctive method of survival and the ability to sleep<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>anywhere. He had quickly adapted to rummaging in bins and stooping for cigarette ends, anything in fact that could<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>alleviate his discomfort. Mostly anything.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: small;"> The prospect of a room, a solid roof and a bed seemed to him like winning a lottery and he was happy, happier<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>than he had ever known in his thirty four years. A light came on in the hallway and Matthew was met by a large<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>smiling man whose thick brown hair swept back from his forehead as a gust of cold wind rushed past him through<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>the open door. The light was warm as was the beaming bearded face of this man,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: small;">“Ah, excellent, you must be Mr. Arnold? My name is Tom” and a large hand extended to shake Matthew’s firmly. The<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>grip was strong yet, Matthew noted, the texture of the man’s hand had a weakness to it, like charred paper,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: small;">“ I will be your point of contact. I should think you are hungry and tired. After your supper I will take you to your<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>room where you can rest. Tomorrow, tomorrow we will have much to discuss”. He led Matthew into a dining area,where he brought a small bowl of soup and bread. With the sustenance, Tom also brought a large bundle of papers,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: small;">“ Just red tape, I’m afraid. I can’t let you have the key to the room unless you fill out these forms, just to prove you<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>exist...” Tom flashed a smile and Matthew glimpsed small teeth that may have been pointed but for the light in the<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>room.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: small;"> Led by Tom to a room on the top floor, Matthew took the key and entered,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: small;">“ We’ll soon have you re-housed, re- habilitated and re- introduced into society” Tom said and flashed his smile<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>again. When Matthew closed the door to the pallid room, the silence was total. But the bed was as inviting as warm<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>water over cold hands and he crawled into its heavenly sheets before sleeping quickly.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: small;">The moon was high and clear. Not an owl stirred and Matthew may have slept the night through. But as is the<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>case of poor old Homo sapiens, especially in circumstances that are new to an old routine, his body woke him,<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>expecting the hard stone of a street and the chill in his bones. His limbs<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>ached from those trying nights and he found it difficult to regain a sleep. He rolled a small cigarette, leaning out of the window. As he perched there, slowly<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>exhaling thin tendrils of smoke in the clear air, he looked across the garden to the tumble of gravestones, mute,<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>cold, empty of feature save the stark crosses against a sky and the hulk of the dead church, beyond. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: small;"> The very night was as still as if holding a breath. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: small;">The only sound was the small crackle of the paper burning<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>under his lips. As he looked, he noticed a shape, a movement between the stones that came into view. It was a<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>figure, in black, moving forward and as he smoked, the lines of his smoke blurred his vision as if the apparition w<span style="font-size: small;">as </span>shrouded in a mist, walking through the stones. He strained his eyes against the dark and became certain it was a<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>figure. Sometimes it walked as if drunk, holding onto the gravestones, other times in seemed to stumble and vanish<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>between them, on all fours, by now crossing over the thicket of the old graves in the hostel garden.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: small;"> “Hello?” Matthew called. The figure stopped and stooped over, heaving as if taking plunges of breath and spoke<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>back, “Hello”. The voice was distant, echoed, a rasping breath of the final throes of a human screaming. It then fell<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>to its knees and crawled in a most unnatural fashion, reaching its thin black arms before it, reached, pulling and<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>coming towards the building, “Hello” it said again in it’d disjointed manner, limbs contorting, “Hello”, moving with a<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>speed of sickening immediacy that caused Matthew to utter a small cry and retreat behind his window. On the wall<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>outside, he heard the form slapping palms and foot soles against the brick, now at the back of the building, trying to<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>gain purchase.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: small;"> He rushed out of the room, downstairs to the dimly lit office, where Tom had his feet up,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: small;">“Outside, a person, a man, needs help! He, came towards me from the church, the graves, he...” Tom replaced his<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>geniality, with that flash of a smile again.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: small;">“ Oh come now, there’s nothing to be afraid of, first night in a strange place. “ He led Matthew to the back door and<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span>for</span> a moment, Matthew trusted the familiar genial smile as he opened it.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: small;">“Hello” Tom said to the ghoul, reeking of the deepest pits of human confinement, and stood aside to let it in</span></div>
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<a href="https://www.blogger.com/null" name="2"></a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08533000879413377851noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7578436742287176847.post-22620796888932897512014-02-10T02:41:00.001-08:002014-02-10T02:41:11.502-08:00Girlfriend Quotes<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">'When you mend something, it enriches the object' ~ <a data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=510849186&extragetparams=%7B%22directed_target_id%22%3A0%7D" href="https://www.facebook.com/daisy.plackett">Daisy Plackett</a><br /> <br /> Well, you mended me.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08533000879413377851noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7578436742287176847.post-17899025579650751972014-02-10T02:39:00.001-08:002014-02-10T02:39:32.107-08:00Simon Morgan's Acting School<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Simon Morgan's Acting School.<br /> <br /> Hi everyone.<br /> <br />
As an actor of over fifteen years experience, I'm often asked about how
to go about this business of show. Well, I've decided to give you
budding actors and thesps out there some insider tips on how I, an
actor, manage to pull it off. <br /> <br /> 1. The script.<br /> <br /> A script is not just a series of words strung together to make people think you're clever, no, it is t<span class="text_exposed_show">he
actor's tool. Many people have said that I'm the tool, but I'm not, I'm
not a tool, the script is the tool, for honing one's character and
bringing the play to life. Read it and try to remember the bits you
highlighted.<br /> <br /> 2. The character.<br /> <br /> In a play once, I had
to play several characters, so I had to really think about what I was
doing for each. We all want to be Indiana Jones sure, but sometimes we
have to play Miss Marple. In order to make sure you are doing a
different character each time, try having a different wig or a different
pair of shoes. Maybe a broadsword or a miner's lamp. And try a
different voice too, but be careful you are appropriate, a broad
Glaswegian accent is apparrently not at all suitable for Miss Marple.<br /> <br /> 3. The stage<br /> <br />
I think it was Judi Dench who said, 'A stage is like a lover, broad,
flat and well lit' ~ maybe not, but it's something she might have said.
Get to know your stage, walk around on it before a show, test it for
knee sliding potential and make sure that there aren't any nails that
might inadvertantly tear your breeches during the last act of Hamlet,
infront of a BBC Film crew.<br /> <br /> 4. Ad Libs<br /> <br /> Ad libs or
'Additional Libbing' is quite hard to do correctly, so be forward
thinking and write them down on your hand before a show, even using bits
of the set to stick them so you don't forget. Trust me, your cast will
thank you afterwards.<br /> <br /> 5. Other cast members<br /> <br /> In a play,
there are often other actors doing things onstage at the same time as
you, so be aware of them and make sure you say your lines to them as
much as possible. Also, in the dressing room afterwards, it's a good
idea to get changed FULLY before you go up to the bar. <br /> <br /> 6. An Actor's Life<br /> <br /> It's hard being an actor. Remembering lines of a play. Remembering people's names. Remembering all the birthdays.<br /> <br />
To be a successful actor in the 21st Century requires a lot of guts, as
there are thousands of people who would string you up like a halibut
just to get an email saying that they might be lucky enough to one day
eat in the same restaurant as a Casting Director. So you have to be
better than the average actor on the tube, heading to the same audition
as you. I try to keep fit, eat well, drink my own urine. But the best
thing to do is learn a skill that gives you an edge. Juggling, lion
taming, breathing napalm are all very fun to watch, but they have been
done to be fair. We have ALL been to that audition, where the guy
juggles a fire breathing lion, only to then see he hasn't got the gig
before you; so what can you offer?<br /> <br /> I often take selections of
cupcakes to auditons as they are bitches to get right, they say baking
is a science after all. Getting them light and fluffly requires skill.
But try it yourself, and why stop at cupcakes? Try other foodstuffs. I
had an acting chum who took some pasties with him once, and that went
down quite well, as well as curries, pates and homemade preserves.<br /> <br />
So, there is a quick introduction to the word of acting as I have found
it. I hope it has proved insightful. Acting is always changing, we are
always, as actors, on the game, so don't rest! <br /> <br /> Learn those
skills, eat up all you can, but most of all enjoy it, because if, like
me, you didn't train in anything else, you'll be doing it for the rest
of your life.</span></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08533000879413377851noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7578436742287176847.post-54347910190153397302014-02-10T02:38:00.001-08:002014-02-10T02:38:34.711-08:00Grey Lung<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Greylung,
the hacking, spitting, drinking neighbour and his brood, have 'gotten
rid' of their puppy. According to him, this three month old puppy was a
'terror' that 'ruined the house' and 'their lives' and so was 'sent back
to where we got 'im', like he was a defective toaster.<br /> <br /> Could
it be your fucking lifestyles you ignorant fools? If you can't handle a
puppy in your lives, what about those kids of yours that you are
infecting with your smoking at all hours, your drinking in the morning
and you in general, you stupid old tosser? Course, I didn't say any of
this, I just held his eye and said, "Well, I really must get back
inside, I'm not actually wearing any shoes"</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08533000879413377851noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7578436742287176847.post-37915907824045439432014-02-10T02:36:00.002-08:002014-02-10T02:37:03.486-08:00man shaming<div class="photoUnit clearfix">
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hate EDF energy at Barton House; not only did we just pay a £450 bill to
then get another £80 bill a day later, but they sent a brylcreemed
minion to read our meter, who smelt of pickled onion crisps and didn't
wipe his feet. Needless to say, I wasn't very nice to him,<br /> <br /> "We just paid a bill."<br /> <br /> "Yes, but it doesn't work like that, I'm just checking that you are paying what you owe us."<br /> <br /> "We are <span class="text_exposed_show">switching providers soon, because EDF are too expensive."<br /> <br /> (chuckles in that self assured way of a jobsworth) "Yes, good luck with that, who will you be switching to?"<br /> <br /> "I don't know, my husband is dealing with it."<br /> <br /> (Looks at me in my dressing gown holding a cat) "Your husband."<br /> <br /> "My husband."<br /> <br /> He left without another word.</span></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08533000879413377851noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7578436742287176847.post-58530004449756263062014-02-10T02:29:00.002-08:002014-02-10T02:29:51.746-08:00Pet Insurance<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Received a phone call from a pet insurance company this morning, Millie's four week trial of medical insurance ended today,<br /> <br /> -"Good morning Mr. Morton."<br /> <br /> "Hello."<br /> <br />
-"I am calling to see if you would like to further insure your pet,
ummmm Daisy, for our special introductory price of £98.07 for the year,
which will cover worming repeats, accidents and subsequent medical costs
up to £15,000."<br /> <br /> "I don<span class="text_exposed_show">'t think Daisy would appreciate me spending £98.07 for the experience of being de - wormed."<br /> <br /> -"Mr. Morton, worms can lead to all sorts of complications in the adult female."<br /> <br /> "Daisy thinks worms are a good thing actually, for the compost bin."<br /> <br /> Pause.<br /> <br />
-"Mr. Morton, could I speak to ummmm Mildred please? I think I could
better impart the importance of insurance to your partner."<br /> <br /> "Ok, but Millie is currently washing her genitals with her tongue by the fire; I tend to let her get on with it."<br /> <br /> Pause.<br /> <br /> -"Your partner washes herself by the fire like that?"<br /> <br /> "No, Millie is my cat. But you can talk to her if you want, just as soon as she has released her tongue from her bottom."</span></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08533000879413377851noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7578436742287176847.post-43108245468607237392014-02-10T02:28:00.002-08:002014-02-10T02:28:54.858-08:0015 year old laptop<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Trying
to keep up with the modern internet on a fifteen year old laptop that
has a dodgy keyboard has proved frustrating. However, as with all
adversary, I have looked for the potential and most importantly, the
FUN.<br /> <br /> FUN is hugely important. There was the time I was trapped
under a bookcase after a ceiling collapse, well, I pretended I was a
mountaineering librarian, trying to scale the north fac<span class="text_exposed_show">e
of K-2. Or the time I set fire to a flat in Berlin, I just pretended I
was terrified and afraid, having beat the flames down whilst naked.<br /> <br />
In this case, the keyboard sticks on the space bar, so I often create
new words. Like a cyberspace Shakespeare, the dodgy keyboard makes me
tackle language anew (see?) ~<br /> <br /> Favourite new words are: 'handin'
: a task worth doing, 'belate' : to make something arrive early,
'anour' : a couple's love life, 'sinthus' : a really bad cold, "Millmew"
: a cat's craving, and my favourite, 'forus' : two people working
towards a common goal.<br /> <br /> Now I don't mind at all the HEAVY EDITING OF ANYTHING I TYPE, as the text is slowly revealed over five minutes.<br /> <br /> FUN.</span></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08533000879413377851noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7578436742287176847.post-72592826073269118222014-02-10T02:27:00.002-08:002014-02-10T02:27:25.976-08:00Norfolk Bus Drivers<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Dear
bus drivers of Norfolk. <br /><br />This is the 21st Century. People need
punctuality. Just because you smoked glue at school in the 1970s and
didn't get any qualifications does not mean that being 36 minutes late
is acceptable. Some of us have lives to lead, things to do and friends
to meet for coffee. Plus, the tiny five pence coin is legal tender,
although I admit there were a lot of them, but I save my change for the
bus; it's what people do. Perhaps if your eyes weren't forced into a
permanent squint by your fat sweating man jowls, making your bald head
look like a huge human thumb, then you would have seen them better.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08533000879413377851noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7578436742287176847.post-11234295569305485842014-02-10T02:25:00.000-08:002014-02-10T02:25:11.673-08:00Ghost Hunter Log #1<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Ghost Hunter Log #1 : 10:07 am. <br /> <br />
Went downstairs to examine apparatus laid from previous night.
Girlfriend annoyed at talcum powder all over carpet to catch 'ghost foot
prints'...no 'ghost foot prints' but lots of kitten paw prints over
carpet, onto sofa, up curtains. <br /> <br /> Baseline temperature test
rendered ineffective by forgetting to turn off heating, timed to come on
at 7 am. Girlfriend again annoyed th<span class="text_exposed_show">at I
then switched off heating at mains as she has to find instructions to
re-programme it. Interestingly, kitten prints found ontop of boiler.<br /> <br />
Girlfriend annoyed that I tied string to all the furniture in order to
measure any kinetic movement and distance of movement, as she tripped
over trying to clean talc off curtains.<br /> <br /> Audio recording records
an hour and a half of a kitten purring then suddenly stops; the
dictaphone was found knocked off the mantelpiece. A possible lead?<br /> <br />
Video recording rendered ineffective as kitten spends an hour playing
with a letter for girlfriend infront of lens of camera. Camera then
records kitten knocking dictaphone off mantelpiece with paw to then fall
asleep infront of camera lens, bottom first.<br /> <br /> Apparatus set up
to record possible 'automatic writing', that of a piece of chalk set
vertically in a wheeled caddy on top of a rectangle of black board,
rendered useless by kitten paw prints all over blackboard.<br /> <br /> Girlfriend annoyed by tooth and claw marks in a letter sent by her bank as it contained a cheque from Santander.<br /> <br />
Girlfriend annoyed that all windows were taped shut in order to secure
draughts from spoiling temperature and talc tests; girlfriend points out
that it 'is not the 1930s', 'we do not live in Borley Rectory' and that
we 'have double glazing'.<br /> <br /> Girlfriend throws out my 'ghost
hunter' cravat and pipe in exasperation, after kitten paw prints are
found all over the desk in her studio. I manage to hide my 'ghost
hunter' bullwhip.<br /> <br /> End of ghost hunter log.</span></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08533000879413377851noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7578436742287176847.post-85480689797772564522014-01-24T14:49:00.001-08:002014-02-10T02:35:40.907-08:00Private ~ Letters<span style="background-color: #0a0a0a; color: white; font-family: 'IM Fell English'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px;"> Private</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #0a0a0a; color: white; font-family: 'IM Fell English'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px;">23rd October 1902</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #0a0a0a; color: white; font-family: 'IM Fell English'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px;">Dear William,</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #0a0a0a; color: white; font-family: 'IM Fell English'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px;">I sincerely hope my words here find you well. I have taken your advice and walk each evening. I find I am increasingly dispondant to my usual pursuits. I seem to simply exist miserably. I am a victim, no doubt, of the saddening affliction that the colder weather brings. I long again for spring and summer, the longer days and balmy nights. I have been in a funk and walking eases something of the isolation and loneliness that singular living involves. The house is a modest cottage where I have retired after that bad business in the city. It was your doctor's orders to do this and without my books and my work I may have slipped even further. But the walking does help enormously. It was whilst walking tonight, enjoying as I was an unexpected clement day that an incident of some import occurred. The road between Buxton and Skeyton is a myriad of hedgerows and woodlands, interspersed with fords and by lanes, some leading away towards Aylsham, others continuing to Wroxham and beyond. I was pursuing a new course, adjacent to the road and off my beaten track when I noted a sign to some wood. </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #0a0a0a; color: white; font-family: 'IM Fell English'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px;">The sign was old I think, 'Private' scrawled in hand written letters. I have always been naturally inquisitive and furthermore, have been a keen observer of that which is deemed irregular, indeed, if the action comes close to breaking the law, I must admit I am wont to test the waters, albeit without willfully crossing the threshold of decency and responsibility. So of course, I gleefully bounded over the short stone wall that partitioned the road and the scrub land, entering this private wood. My idea was simply to walk through the woods and no doubt observe some fantastic property on the other side, returning to the road with a boyish excitement that I had been daring. All to alleviate the continuing depression that I could feel impinging upon the reaches of my mind. I wandered, kicking small rocks and strolling through the trees, the strong and unexpected sunlight frittering through the branches. Birds were carousing their evening chorus and I was in good spirits. I would return and take up a book or maybe even write a few letters that I had been putting off, in short, I would engage myself fully to my existence.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #0a0a0a; color: white; font-family: 'IM Fell English'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px;"> Happy, I turned to walk back to the road but was stuck by the sudden and alarming cessation of the birdsong. Nothing stirred. I was struck by how remarkably still the very air had become. But not only that William, I was suddenly absurdly tired, as if drugged. My limbs would not respond, I was dizzy and heady, as if taken by a fever. All about was quiet and even when I rested on the low branch of a nearby sycamore, it crumbled to dust against my weight, falling to the ground. I wanted to rest, to lie down and sleep. My dear friend, if you could have felt the fear of my situation, if you could have but felt that inexorable fatigue that pressed down on every sinew that was so slow to command! If it was not for the short distance I had walked, I suspect that I would have fallen unconscious there as night fell! But before I managed to bolster myself to escape, I swear I witnessed my own self bounding over the wall ahead as I had a few minutes before. In full view yet as if shrouded in a haze of heat or shimmering mist, the form strode, as I had done, to pass through my person, causing a shiver akin to someone passing over my grave. I stumbled out of the wood, onto the road again and gladly bathed in the last of the day's sun; the very rays revitalising me. I rushed home and took a little brandy, whereupon I sat and have penned this letter directly to you.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #0a0a0a; color: white; font-family: 'IM Fell English'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px;">I cannot explain the absence of life in that woodland, anymore than I can explain my weakening of body and the hallucination. I have read of places in this world where science can have no meaning and where time itself is like a coil, each part touching another so that one may pass through unhindered. Had I found such a place? A bubble of time exposed and discovered by my meandering self?</span><br />
<br style="background-color: #0a0a0a; color: white; font-family: 'IM Fell English'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px;" />
<span style="background-color: #0a0a0a; color: white; font-family: 'IM Fell English'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px;">I would appreciate your thoughts William. We have been friends for sometime and I sincerely wish to discuss this further as I feel that the sunlight is indeed fading from view.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #0a0a0a; color: white; font-family: 'IM Fell English'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px;">Your friend,</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #0a0a0a; color: white; font-family: 'IM Fell English'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px;">J.W</span><br />
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1902<br />
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Dear William,<br />
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I returned last night to the woodland. I had passed another night of restless sleep as I have done these past months. Why do you not come? My experiences of that day all those months ago plays upon me, dressing my reason in absurd fancies; I am wearied by it now, to the point that I must regain the experience of the wood and thereby resolve this confusion.<br />
<br />
Sleep is not easy and rest does not enter my body when I am awakened from these dreams; dreams of malice and forboding my friend, such dreams! I walked there again, as the sun began to sink, it's glow a reassurance but then! I was plunged into a darkness, shielded from the fading light by the canopy of trees overhead and I was fearful. There seemed to be light from the woodland ahead, a glow against the darkness, so I hurried to it, at least to rid myself of the awful sense that the dreams I had been experiencing in my half woken state should manifest themselves, and take me whereto I knew not where. I stumbled over a field , to approach the wood from the south.<br />
<br />
And there! Before me, such fear at the sight that now I can barely set down the words without the pen shaking so violently from my grasp. I assure you I must retire, I must gather myself.<br />
<br />
I saw again <i>myself</i>. Stood as I had been to begin with, as I had witnessed my person undertake the same distnace as I had done before; William, I saw myself stand and then vanish and as I did watch, the light that had filled the night with it's aura vanished too. I was alone, more alone than I have been in my entire life, and William, the sun was rising again. I had passed the night there in this state, time had had no meaning and I had passed it as if stepping simply through a door, as if I had fallen through a slip in time itself.<br />
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Dear God! What can it mean? Am I to go mad? Is this a paroxysm of the brain, my mind sick with a sullen morbidity that threatens to rid me of all rational sense? <i>Or can it be truth?</i> Yes, William, truth. For I have been aware of how very alive I felt at the first instance. I have been tired and worried, but I remember that I felt <u>vital</u> in my senses, as if washed clean by some unseen hand and powered by some force other than mine own.<br />
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William, I again take you into my confidence and implore you to join me here. We were friends at university and some time has passed since my last letter, yet no response. You have ever known me to be of sound mind. Come to East Anglia as my guest, observe me, let me take you to the wood that you might also witness this acute and perplexing occurance that is threatening my very life! I swear upon Nature! Upon the very laws you and I so keenly observed and documented. I ask you to see this as an opportunity that God, or Nature, or some power as yet unknown to the science of mankind has lain before me; as a great adventure! Lest I fall prey to it's effects and perish!<br />
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I beg you to come,<br />
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I await your reply,<br />
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In earnest hope,<br />
<br />
John.<br /><br />
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23rd October 1902
Dear William,
I sincerely hope my words here find you well. I have taken your advice and walk each evening. I find I am increasingly dispondant to my usual pursuits. I seem to simply exist miserably. I am a victim, no doubt, of the saddening affliction that the colder weather brings. I long again for spring and summer, the longer days and balmy nights. I have been in a funk and walking eases something of the isolation and loneliness that singular living involves. The house is a modest cottage where I have retired after that bad business in the city. It was your doctor's orders to do this and without my books and my work I may have slipped even further. But the walking does help enormously. It was whilst walking tonight, enjoying as I was an unexpected clement day that an incident of some import occurred. The road between Buxton and Skeyton is a myriad of hedgerows and woodlands, interspersed with fords and by lanes, some leading away towards Aylsham, others continuing to Wroxham and beyond. I was pursuing a new course, adjacent to the road and off my beaten track when I noted a sign to some wood.
The sign was old I think, 'Private' scrawled in hand written letters. I have always been naturally inquisitive and furthermore, have been a keen observer of that which is deemed irregular, indeed, if the action comes close to breaking the law, I must admit I am wont to test the waters, albeit without willfully crossing the threshold of decency and responsibility. So of course, I gleefully bounded over the short stone wall that partitioned the road and the scrub land, entering this private wood. My idea was simply to walk through the woods and no doubt observe some fantastic property on the other side, returning to the road with a boyish excitement that I had been daring. All to alleviate the continuing depression that I could feel impinging upon the reaches of my mind. I wandered, kicking small rocks and strolling through the trees, the strong and unexpected sunlight frittering through the branches. Birds were carousing their evening chorus and I was in good spirits. I would return and take up a book or maybe even write a few letters that I had been putting off, in short, I would engage myself fully to my existence.
Happy, I turned to walk back to the road but was stuck by the sudden and alarming cessation of the birdsong. Nothing stirred. I was struck by how remarkably still the very air had become. But not only that William, I was suddenly absurdly tired, as if drugged. My limbs would not respond, I was dizzy and heady, as if taken by a fever. All about was quiet and even when I rested on the low branch of a nearby sycamore, it crumbled to dust against my weight, falling to the ground. I wanted to rest, to lie down and sleep. My dear friend, if you could have felt the fear of my situation, if you could have but felt that inexorable fatigue that pressed down on every sinew that was so slow to command! If it was not for the short distance I had walked, I suspect that I would have fallen unconscious there as night fell! But before I managed to bolster myself to escape, I swear I witnessed my own self bounding over the wall ahead as I had a few minutes before. In full view yet as if shrouded in a haze of heat or shimmering mist, the form strode, as I had done, to pass through my person, causing a shiver akin to someone passing over my grave. I stumbled out of the wood, onto the road again and gladly bathed in the last of the day's sun; the very rays revitalising me. I rushed home and took a little brandy, whereupon I sat and have penned this letter directly to you.
I cannot explain the absence of life in that woodland, anymore than I can explain my weakening of body and the hallucination. I have read of places in this world where science can have no meaning and where time itself is like a coil, each part touching another so that one may pass through unhindered. Had I found such a place? A bubble of time exposed and discovered by my meandering self?
I would appreciate your thoughts William. We have been friends for sometime and I sincerely wish to discuss this further as I feel that the sunlight is indeed fading from view.
Your friend,
J.W
Letter 2 ~
January 4th 1903
William,
I returned last night to the woodland. I had passed another night of restless sleep as I have done these past months. Why do you not come? My experiences of that day all those months ago plays upon me, dressing my reason in absurd fancies; I am wearied by it now, to the point that I must regain the experience of the wood and thereby resolve this confusion.
Sleep is not easy and rest does not enter my body when I am awakened from these dreams; dreams of malice and forboding my friend, such dreams! I walked there again, as the sun began to sink, it's glow a reassurance but then! I was plunged into a darkness, shielded from the fading light by the canopy of trees overhead and I was fearful. There seemed to be light from the woodland ahead, a glow against the darkness, so I hurried to it, at least to rid myself of the awful sense that the dreams I had been experiencing in my half woken state should manifest themselves, and take me whereto I knew not where. I stumbled over a field, to approach the wood from the south.
And there! Before me, such fear at the sight that now I can barely set down the words without the pen shaking so violently from my grasp. I assure you I must retire, I must gather myself.
I saw again myself. Stood as I had been to begin with, as I had witnessed my person undertake the same distance as I had done before; William, I saw myself stand and then vanish and as I did watch, the light that had filled the night with it's aura vanished too. I was alone, more alone than I have been in my entire life, and William, the sun was rising again. I had passed the night there in this state, time had had no meaning and I had passed it as if stepping simply through a door, as if I had fallen through a slip in time itself.
Dear God! What can it mean? Am I to go mad? Is this a paroxysm of the brain, my mind sick with a sullen morbidity that threatens to rid me of all rational sense? Or can it be truth? Yes, William, truth. For I have been aware of how very alive I felt at the first instance. I have been tired and worried, but I remember that I felt vital in my senses, as if washed clean by some unseen hand and powered by some force other than mine own.
William, I again take you into my confidence and implore you to join me here. We were friends at university and some time has passed since my last letter, yet no response. You have ever known me to be of sound mind. Come to East Anglia as my guest, observe me, let me take you to the wood that you might also witness this acute and perplexing occurance that is threatening my very life! I swear upon Nature! Upon the very laws you and I so keenly observed and documented. I ask you to see this as an opportunity that God, or Nature, or some power as yet unknown to the science of mankind has lain before me; as a great adventure! Lest I fall prey to it's effects and perish!
I beg you to come,
I await your reply,
In earnest hope,
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08533000879413377851noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7578436742287176847.post-82222632017185304302014-01-16T06:09:00.004-08:002014-01-16T06:09:55.001-08:00Several Poems for Children ~ The Planets1. Mars Visitor<br /><br />Once like our Earth,<br />And maybe once again.<br /><br />My faithful probe extends <br />My reach,<br /><br />Placing red rocks into<br />A basket for analysis.<br /><br />But what was that,<br />To the left of the image?<br /><br />Behind these alien<br />Stones so red?<br /><br />Was it a creeping limb,<br />To close my camera lid?<br /><br />The pink robe sky grows <br />Darker...<br /><br />And I peer into my <br />Monitor,<br /><br />Receiving these pictures,<br />From so very far.<br /><br /><br />2. Our friend, the Moon<br /><br />We see him almost shocked,<br />His bright face looking<br />
Down,<br /><br />Luminous partner of a dark,<br />Clear night,<br /><br />His mood we see in our<br />Oceans but<br />He sometimes slips away!<br /><br />But peeks again gradually,<br />Over the lid of our dreams.<br /><br />3. Approaching Jove<br /><br />Slowing by retro rockets,<br />Burst silent in the dark,<br />Jupiter looms over everything<br />We see now...<br /><br />Massive even at fifty million miles,<br />Huge winds move <br />Colours in immense powerful tides,<br />Amber red slicks, spilling into<br />Each other like paints run with water.<br /><br />An invisible field locks<br />Strong around the ship,<br /><br />The Great Storm is an eye,<br />Glaring at this tiny<br />Approaching Voyager.<br /><br /><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08533000879413377851noreply@blogger.com0